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Ode to Spot

Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Television | #

By Lt. Commander Data
From Star Trek: the Next Generation

Felus Catus. Is your taxonomic nomenclature
an endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature?
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
control your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your sub vocal oscillations.
A singular development of cat communications
that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
for a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents.
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotions.

Oh Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
cannote a fairly well developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I none the less consider you a true and valued friend.

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