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    <title>Coyote v. Acme</title>
    <link>http://bill.wards.net/blosxom/2001/07/30#coyote-v-acme</link>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Wile E. Coyote, Plaintiff v Acme Company, Defendant&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Opening Statement of Harold Schoff, attorney for
Mr. Coyote:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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    <title>Star Trek TNG Drinking Game</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Star Trek: The Next Generation had some great things about
it, but it also could be a bit predictable...&lt;/cite&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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    <title>Ode to Spot</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;cite&gt;By Lt. Commander Data&lt;br /&gt;
From &lt;/cite&gt;Star Trek: the Next Generation&lt;/p&gt;
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    <title>Cartoon Laws of Physics</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Cartoon Law I.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware
	of its situation.&lt;/p&gt;
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