Bill Ward - All - Humor - Story

You may use your class notes and Feynman

Since Caltech has an honor system most exams tend to be take home and open book. The instructor for the class will write any special directions at the top of the exam. For a freshman physics exam one year the instructions read:

You have 3 hours.
You may use your class notes and Feynman.

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Law -- As It Should Be

One evening after attending the theatre, two cowboys were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well-dressed and attractive lady just ahead of them. One of them turned to the other and remarked, "I'd give $50 to spend the night with that woman." To their surprise, the young lady overheard the remark and, turning around, said, "I'll take you up on that." She had a neat appearance and a pleasant voice so after bidding his companion adieu, the man accompanied the lady to her apartment where they immediately went to bed.

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Eric and the Dread Gazebo

A hilarious tale of Dungeons and Dragons...

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Flying Pianos Scare Sheep

From The Wall Street Journal

A Scud It's Not, But the Trebuchet Hurls a Mean Piano
Giant Medieval War Machine Is Wowing British Farmers And Scaring the Sheep

By Glynn Mapes, Staff Reporter of the Wall Street Journal
ACTON ROUND, England

With surprising grace, the grand piano sails through the sky a hundred feet above a pasture here, finally returning to earth in a fortissimo explosion of wood chunks, ivory keys and piano wire.

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Suicide, Accident or Homicide?

A tall tale on complex forensics presented by AAFS President Don Harper Mills in his opening remarks. The following is a recount of Dr. Mills' story...

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Piano Recital

Sometimes, it's just not your night...

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Radio Shack Q and A

Do these guys at Radio Shack ever get on your nerves, asking you for a bunch of personal data when you're just there to buy something as simple as a couple AA batteries? I think we should inconvenience these people as much as they do us. A while ago I was in Enid buying a printer cable adaptor and the guy asked me for my name.

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Students Who Don't Think

What lecturers REALLY think of their students...

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If You Don't Like The Way I Drive....

A funny story about a well known bumper sticker.

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No Such Thing

The following is a true story. It amused the hell out of me while it was happening. I hope it isn't one of those "had to be there" things.
-- Brett M. Thorson

On my way home from the second job I've taken for the extra holiday ca$h I need, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my billfold is a $50 bill and a $2 bill. That is all of the cash I have on my person. I figure that with a $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about people getting pissed at me.

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