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Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Quickies | #

Some groaners about musicians...

From the Al Stewart mailing list, posted by Terry Carroll (carroll@tjc.com) on 23 Aug 1997:

Q: How can you tel when there's a drummer at the door?
A: He's knocking too hard, and he doesn't know when to come in.
When Gloria Estefan's band's bus was in that terrible accident in 1983 or so, my boss (who also happened to be the drummer in my band at the time) and I were talking about it. He said something like, "Gosh, seven musicians were injured," and I replied, "Yes, and a drummer, too."
Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two; one to replace the bulb and another to say "I could do that."

From UCSC joke forum, posted by lee@crl.com 18 Jun 1996:

Q: How do you know there's a guitar player at the door?
A: He can't find the key, he doesn't know when to come in, and the knocking gets faster and faster.
An accordian player was driving cross-country. He stopped at a rest stop to crash out for a while. When he woke up, he was horrified to remember that he'd left his accordian out on the back seat of the car, in plain sight. He rushed back to the car, but it was too late. Someone had broken the window and left _two more_ accordians there.

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