http://bill.wards.net/blosxom Bill Ward's Blog, powered by Blosxom (All - Humor - Quickies) en http://bill.wards.net/blosxom/2001/07/30#gift <blockquote><p> A young man wanted to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart's birthday. He went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest gloves available, and asked to have them gift wrapped and delivered with a note. While wrapping the gloves, the salesclerk accidentally mixed up an order and sent a pair of panties instead. Here's the note the young man wrote to his sweetheart. </p></blockquote> <p><a href="http://bill.wards.net/blosxom/humor/quick/gift.html?seemore=y" class="seemore">[more]</a></p> http://bill.wards.net/blosxom/2001/07/30#musician-jokes <p>Some groaners about musicians...</p> <p><a href="http://bill.wards.net/blosxom/humor/quick/musician-jokes.html?seemore=y" class="seemore">[more]</a></p> http://bill.wards.net/blosxom/2001/07/30#one-liners <p><cite>Just an assortment of one-line jokes...</cite></p> <p><a href="http://bill.wards.net/blosxom/humor/quick/one-liners.html?seemore=y" class="seemore">[more]</a></p> http://bill.wards.net/blosxom/2001/07/30#candy-machine <p>This morning I decided to get my regular chocolate fix, so I went up to the first floor of the Sheaf building where there are some vending machines. I was not surprised to find a notice pinned to the machine. However, I laughed myself silly when I read it:</p> <p><a href="http://bill.wards.net/blosxom/humor/quick/candy-machine.html?seemore=y" class="seemore">[more]</a></p> http://bill.wards.net/blosxom/2001/07/30#alien <p>Dear Earthling,</p> <p><a href="http://bill.wards.net/blosxom/humor/quick/alien.html?seemore=y" class="seemore">[more]</a></p> http://bill.wards.net/blosxom/2001/07/30#deep-thoughts <p>If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone.</p> <p><a href="http://bill.wards.net/blosxom/humor/quick/deep-thoughts.html?seemore=y" class="seemore">[more]</a></p> http://bill.wards.net/blosxom/2001/07/30#millihelen <p>A new unit of facial beauty has been proposed: the <strong>Helen</strong>.</p> <p><a href="http://bill.wards.net/blosxom/humor/quick/millihelen.html?seemore=y" class="seemore">[more]</a></p>