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A Gift for His Sweetheart

Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Quickies | #

A young man wanted to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart's birthday. He went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest gloves available, and asked to have them gift wrapped and delivered with a note. While wrapping the gloves, the salesclerk accidentally mixed up an order and sent a pair of panties instead. Here's the note the young man wrote to his sweetheart.

Darling,

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out for the evening. I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but because your sister wears the short ones that are so easy to remove, I decided to get the same style for you.

Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had the salesgirl try them on for me and she looked really smart.

I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the first time. No doubt many other hands will touch them before I see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing, and be sure to keep them on while cleaning them so they don't shrink.

Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year! I hope you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.

All my love,

Collingsworth

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

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