Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Quickies | #
Dear Earthling,
Hello! I am a creature from a galaxy far away, visiting your planet. I have transformed myself into this web page. As you are reading it, I am having sex with your eyeballs. I know you like it because you are smiling. Please link to me so I can meet more Earthlings because I'm really horny.
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Last updated: 09/19/2007 William R. Ward, bill@wards.net