Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Quickies | #
A young man wanted to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart's birthday. He went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest gloves available, and asked to have them gift wrapped and delivered with a note. While wrapping the gloves, the salesclerk accidentally mixed up an order and sent a pair of panties instead. Here's the note the young man wrote to his sweetheart.
Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Quickies | #
Some groaners about musicians...
Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Quickies | #
Just an assortment of one-line jokes...
Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Quickies | #
This morning I decided to get my regular chocolate fix, so I went up to the first floor of the Sheaf building where there are some vending machines. I was not surprised to find a notice pinned to the machine. However, I laughed myself silly when I read it:
Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Quickies | #
Dear Earthling,
Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Quickies | #
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone.
Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Quickies | #
A new unit of facial beauty has been proposed: the Helen.
Last updated: 09/19/2007 William R. Ward, bill@wards.net