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A Gift for His Sweetheart

Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Quickies | #

A young man wanted to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart's birthday. He went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest gloves available, and asked to have them gift wrapped and delivered with a note. While wrapping the gloves, the salesclerk accidentally mixed up an order and sent a pair of panties instead. Here's the note the young man wrote to his sweetheart.

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Musician Jokes

Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Quickies | #

Some groaners about musicians...

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One Liners

Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Quickies | #

Just an assortment of one-line jokes...

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Sign on a candy machine

Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Quickies | #

This morning I decided to get my regular chocolate fix, so I went up to the first floor of the Sheaf building where there are some vending machines. I was not surprised to find a notice pinned to the machine. However, I laughed myself silly when I read it:

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Horny alien

Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Quickies | #

Dear Earthling,

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Deep Thoughts

Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Quickies | #

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone.

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MilliHelen

Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Quickies | #

A new unit of facial beauty has been proposed: the Helen.

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