Bill Ward - All - Humor - Parody

McDonnell Douglas Warranty Registration

What if everyone had to fill in warranty registration cards?

Row by Row: An Erotica Parody

Brenda lay on her futon. Her long red-brown hair cascaded across the pillow like dried caramel as she chewed thoughtfully on one thumb-tip. It had been so long since she had been fucked, she thought. Why, she hadn't been properly laid in something like 19 hours, and the newspaper boy had only been interested in his usual blowjob this morning...

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Sex in Space?

Did NASA really do an experiment with a married couple on the Shuttle? You be the judge...

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College admissions essay

Author unknown.

3a. Essay: in order for the admissions staff of our college to get to know you, the applicant, better, we ask that you answer the following question:

Are there any significant experiences you have had, or accomplishments you have realized, that have helped to define you as a person?

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Cisco Systems To Have City Renamed

Background: San Francisco renamed Candlestick Park 3COM Park in the fall of 1995 in exchange for a lot of money from 3COM, Inc. This is a parody of CiscoSystems' press releases, which I used to see on an almost weekly basis while I was working there. -Bill Ward

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British Compaq advertisement

(Taken from an actual Compaq ad in a British magazine.)

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