Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Lists | #
The Top 20 Cool Things About a Car that Goes Faster than the Speed of Light:
| 20. | Sleep 'til noon. Still get to work by 8:00am! |
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| 19. | Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green. |
| 18. | Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states. |
| 17. | Never in car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song. |
| 16. | Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking keep bugging you to carpool. |
| 15. | No one can see you pick your nose while you drive. |
| 14. | Lunch breaks in Paris, circa 1792. |
| 13. | LA to Vegas in 2 nanoseconds. |
| 12. | You can stop worrying about being sucked into a black hole driving home from work. |
| 11. | You'll be so thin while driving it you can even wear horizontal stripes. |
| 10. | That deer in your headlights is actually behind you. |
| 9. | Kid from Mentos commercial almost guaranteed to lose a limb if he tries to duck through back seat. |
| 8. | Traffic enforcement limited to cops with PhD's in Quantum Physics. |
| 7. | Bugs never see you comin'. |
| 6. | You can get to the good hookers before Charlie Sheen. |
| 5. | Can make a fortune delivering pizza with the slogan "It's there before you order or it's free!" |
| 4. | Car makes it from Hollywood to London fast enough to not arouse suspicions of Elizabeth Hurley. |
| 3. | License plate: "Me=mc2" |
| 2. | Cigarette butts don't land in the backseat -- they land in last week! |
and the Number 1 Cool Thing About a Car that Goes Faster than the Speed of Light... | |
| 1. | Chicks dig it. |
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Last updated: 09/19/2007 William R. Ward, bill@wards.net