Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Lists | #
Last 10 things a woman/man would say...
THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY:
| 10. | Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends. |
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| 9. | Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche this way! |
| 8. | I think hairy butts are really sexy! |
| 7. | Hey - get a whiff of that one! |
| 6. | Please don't through that t-shirt away, the holes in the armpits are sexy! |
| 5. | This diamond is WAY too big! |
| 4. | I will never put my lips on that thing....unless i can swallow! |
| 3. | WOW - it really is 14 inches isn't it? |
| 2. | Does this make my butt look too SMALL? |
| 1. | I'm wrong - you must be right again. |
THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY MAN WOULD EVER SAY:
| 10. | I think Barry Manilow is a cool motherfucker! |
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| 9. | While I'm up, can I get you something to drink? |
| 8. | I think hairy butts are really sexy! |
| 7. | Her tits are TOO big! |
| 6. | Sometimes I just want to be held. |
| 5. | That chick on "Murder She Wrote" gives me a woody! |
| 4. | Sure - I'd love to wear a condom. |
| 3. | We haven't been to the mall in ages, let's go shopping and i can hold your purse for you while you look. |
| 2. | Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Chicago Hope! |
| 1. | I think we're lost, we better pull over and ask for directions. |
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