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The Last 10 Things...

Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Lists | #

Last 10 things a woman/man would say...

THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY:

10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche this way!
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy!
7. Hey - get a whiff of that one!
6. Please don't through that t-shirt away, the holes in the armpits are sexy!
5. This diamond is WAY too big!
4. I will never put my lips on that thing....unless i can swallow!
3. WOW - it really is 14 inches isn't it?
2. Does this make my butt look too SMALL?
1. I'm wrong - you must be right again.

THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY MAN WOULD EVER SAY:

10. I think Barry Manilow is a cool motherfucker!
9. While I'm up, can I get you something to drink?
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy!
7. Her tits are TOO big!
6. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That chick on "Murder She Wrote" gives me a woody!
4. Sure - I'd love to wear a condom.
3. We haven't been to the mall in ages, let's go shopping and i can hold your purse for you while you look.
2. Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Chicago Hope!
1. I think we're lost, we better pull over and ask for directions.

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Last updated: 09/19/2007     William R. Ward, bill@wards.net