Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Lists | #
I was reading my notes (We don't take notes in class, we have something called note-service, where we all take turns scribe/typing lecture tapes and then they get distributed to everyone in the class) and I found this:
| artery | the study of fine paintings |
|---|---|
| barium | what you do when CPR fails |
| ceasarean section | a district in rome |
| colic | a sheep dog |
| coma | a punctuation mark |
| congenital | friendly |
| dilate | to live longer |
| fester | quicker |
| G.I. series | baseball games between soldiers |
| grippe | a suitcase |
| hangnail | a coat hook |
| medical staff | a doctors cane |
| minor operation | coal digging |
| morbid | a higher offer |
| nitrate | lower than dayrate |
| node | was aware of |
| organic | musical |
| outpatient | a patient who has fainted |
| post operative | a letter carrier |
| protein | in favor of young people |
| secretion | hiding anything |
| serology | study of english knighthood |
| tablet | a small table |
| tumor | an extra pair |
| urine | opposite of you're out |
| varicose veins | veins which are very close together |
Anyway, it made me laugh :)
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