Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Lists | #
Top ten reasons why beer is better than Jesus:
| 10. | No one will kill you for not drinking Beer. |
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| 9. | Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex. |
| 8. | Beer has never caused a major war. |
| 7. | They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves. |
| 6. | When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away. |
| 5. | Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer. |
| 4. | You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer. |
| 3. | There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you. |
| 2. | You can prove you have a Beer. |
| 1. | If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop. |
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