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Top 10 Signs of a Bad Day

Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Lists | #

You know it's going to be a bad day when...

You wake up face down on the pavement.
You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You want to put on the clothes you wore home form the party and there aren't any.
You turn on the news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.
Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
You wake up to discover that your water bed broke and then you realize you don't have a water bed.
Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.

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