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12 Days of Microsoft Christmas

Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Christmas | #

by Gil Glass
(trust me, it's singable)

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Windows 95 for my PC

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A Politically Correct X-Mas

Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Christmas | #

'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to "Elves".
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.
And labor conditions at the north pole
Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul.

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Coming Out For Christmas

Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Christmas | #

A lighthearted look at coming out of the closet...

(to the tune of "Hark the Herald Angels Sing")

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Twelve Days of Hell

Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Christmas | #

Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley, Colorado

December 14, 1994

Dearest John:

I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a thoroughly delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised.

With deepest love and devotion

Agnes

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Politically Correct Christmas Carol

Posted July 30, 2001 06:15 | Category: Christmas | #

I know it's a little bit late, but there's no time like the present to start your collection for next year:

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